Shavhogdutraw is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, self-assured dolphin.

Shavhogdutraw created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavhogdutraw, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Shavhogdutraw, it will be very unhappy.

Shavhogdutraw's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Shavhogdutraw's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.