Gatgetkik is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sapient seal.

Gatgetkik created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatgetkik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gatgetkik, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gatgetkik's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gatgetkik's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Run away if eight snakes approach from the north.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Erect four nickel sculptures of Gatgetkik on top of important buildings.