Pidvonnulxuc is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, stupid dove.

Pidvonnulxuc created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidvonnulxuc, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pidvonnulxuc, it will make you grow a tail.

Pidvonnulxuc's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Pidvonnulxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Pidvonnulxuc loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.