Gepwippodfab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, dishonourable ant.

Gepwippodfab created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepwippodfab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gepwippodfab, he will destroy your home planet.

Gepwippodfab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gepwippodfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.