Cinfod is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate elephant.

Cinfod created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinfod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cinfod, it will turn you into a plant.

Cinfod's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cinfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Never feed lots of apples to foxes while wearing pink jumpers.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near tapirs while wearing blue skirts.