Fotgedwig is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, almighty
snail.
Fotgedwig created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fotgedwig, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Fotgedwig, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Fotgedwig's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Fotgedwig's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair green.
2. Do not shave your chest.
3. Never jump in the presence of great tits.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Do not cook food in pots.