Yatsakcin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane unicorn.

Yatsakcin created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatsakcin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yatsakcin, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Yatsakcin's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yatsakcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never mention horses.