Latlarggun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful scorpion.

Latlarggun created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Latlarggun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Latlarggun, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Latlarggun's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Latlarggun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about fire.