Cumtundud is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow hare.

Cumtundud created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Cumtundud, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cumtundud, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cumtundud's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cumtundud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.