Gofgebnad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak hare.

Gofgebnad created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gofgebnad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gofgebnad, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gofgebnad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gofgebnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Never travel toward the west during autumn.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.