Xuckstikham is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane warg.

Xuckstikham created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckstikham, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xuckstikham, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xuckstikham's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Xuckstikham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must pray to Xuckstikham nine times a day.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.