Fedmonnar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful mouse.

Fedmonnar created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedmonnar, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fedmonnar, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fedmonnar's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fedmonnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never feed corn to sheep while wearing indigo rings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not stand on grass.