Gephudbop is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind wyvern.

Gephudbop created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Gephudbop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gephudbop, she will laugh at you.

Gephudbop's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gephudbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Hide from yellow goats for they are unholy.

3. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.