Himbanlam is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless wyvern.

Himbanlam created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himbanlam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Himbanlam, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Himbanlam's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Himbanlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.