Methomzag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, thoughtless dragon.

Methomzag created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Methomzag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Methomzag, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Methomzag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Methomzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.