Bestnibhak is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awesome butterfly.

Bestnibhak created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestnibhak, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bestnibhak, it will turn you into a tree.

Bestnibhak's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bestnibhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of pineapples to ducks while wearing cyan shirts.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Do not commit murder.