Fobrowsand is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unfair gnu.

Fobrowsand created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobrowsand, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobrowsand, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fobrowsand's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fobrowsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with indigo.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never adorn your head with mauve markings.

4. Never wear purple coats.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.