Mitbuncebhenfab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, witless weasel.

Mitbuncebhenfab created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitbuncebhenfab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mitbuncebhenfab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Mitbuncebhenfab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Mitbuncebhenfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Do not keep four pigs in a large pit.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near seals while wearing yellow hats and balancing nine nickel spheres on your chest.

4. Never chant near badgers.

5. Do not shave your feet.