Wonhatfag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able dove.

Wonhatfag created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonhatfag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wonhatfag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Wonhatfag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Wonhatfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.