Mabhentigpark is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring raven.

Mabhentigpark created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mabhentigpark, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mabhentigpark, he will be very unhappy.

Mabhentigpark's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Mabhentigpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Never feed grapes to badgers while wearing ear rings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must love Mabhentigpark.