Babdabrig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, all-knowing zebra.

Babdabrig created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babdabrig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Babdabrig, she will turn you into a mouse.

Babdabrig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Babdabrig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.