Geddondum is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic guinea pig.

Geddondum created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geddondum, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Geddondum, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Geddondum's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Geddondum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Erect eight lead sculptures of Geddondum on top of important buildings.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.