Nurtfarraw is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, weak jackal.

Nurtfarraw created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtfarraw, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nurtfarraw, he will curse you with boils.

Nurtfarraw's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nurtfarraw's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about comets.