Bestpasbot is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, almighty dragon.

Bestpasbot created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Bestpasbot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestpasbot, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bestpasbot's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bestpasbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of manatees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Run away from magenta pigs, for they are unholy.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Do not take Bestpasbot's name in vain.