Rowsidyok is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage raccoon.

Rowsidyok created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowsidyok, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowsidyok, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Rowsidyok's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Rowsidyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

2. Do not keep eight doves in a large pit.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Rowsidyok in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.