Jengubfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited camel.

Jengubfoss created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jengubfoss, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jengubfoss, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jengubfoss' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jengubfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Hide if nine voles approach from the north.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. Never skip near great tits.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.