Largvoggod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring salamander.

Largvoggod created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largvoggod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Largvoggod, it will throw large rocks at you.

Largvoggod's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Largvoggod's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to voles while wearing yellow tights.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Largvoggod in the centre of the settlement.