Veddunquam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous wasp.

Veddunquam created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Veddunquam, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Veddunquam, she will boil you in a big pot.

Veddunquam's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Veddunquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shorts before entering holy places.

2. Never stain your back with turquoise.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never wear cyan dresses on sacred days.

5. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.