Sitcun is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, flying dingo.

Sitcun created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Sitcun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sitcun, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sitcun's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sitcun's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Hide if six tapirs approach from the east.

3. You must pray to Sitcun three times a day.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink alcohol.