Bagloppod is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate dryad.

Bagloppod created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bagloppod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bagloppod, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bagloppod's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bagloppod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white shirts.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Never feed lots of spinach to rats while wearing red kilts.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.