Boddobpig Kabbighinwat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humorless wyvern.

Boddobpig Kabbighinwat created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Boddobpig Kabbighinwat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Boddobpig Kabbighinwat, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Boddobpig Kabbighinwat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Boddobpig Kabbighinwat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

2. Never talk about aardvarks.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat bark.