Pasgudtit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, two-faced hydra.

Pasgudtit created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Pasgudtit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pasgudtit, she will curse you with boils.

Pasgudtit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Pasgudtit's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pasgudtit.

2. Do not take Pasgudtit's name in vain.

3. You must pray to Pasgudtit nine times a day.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Never speak the names of stars aloud.