Stragkonyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong centaur.

Stragkonyatt created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stragkonyatt, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stragkonyatt, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stragkonyatt's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Stragkonyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Never mix corn with blood.