Renpogbab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy fairy.

Renpogbab created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renpogbab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Renpogbab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Renpogbab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Renpogbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Renpogbab's name in vain.

2. Never feed grapes to foxes while wearing corsets.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Do not commit murder.