Xengetpak is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic wyvern.

Xengetpak created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xengetpak, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Xengetpak, it will not care.

Xengetpak's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Xengetpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Never sprint near snakes.

3. Hide from pink hamsters for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not take Xengetpak's name in vain.