Ladcanbushamgilboss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, stupid coyote.

Ladcanbushamgilboss created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ladcanbushamgilboss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ladcanbushamgilboss, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ladcanbushamgilboss' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Ladcanbushamgilboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not consume lemons at dawn.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.