Gonomthat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise finch.

Gonomthat created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gonomthat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gonomthat, he will turn you into a rock.

Gonomthat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gonomthat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never wear red tights.