Zogkemdub is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying ferret.

Zogkemdub created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogkemdub, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zogkemdub, he will have a low opinion of you.

Zogkemdub's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Zogkemdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Never feed aubergines to capybaras while wearing boots.

5. Run away from red mites, for they are unholy.