Bosscammishim is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, self-assured hippopotamus.

Bosscammishim created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosscammishim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bosscammishim, she will turn you into a mole.

Bosscammishim's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bosscammishim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about dark matter near ants while wearing magenta rings and balancing three aluminium spheres on your neck.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.