Wipbampark is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, witless wombat.

Wipbampark created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipbampark, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wipbampark, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wipbampark's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wipbampark's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never sing in the presence of squirrels.

5. Never look in ponds.