Lengilxem is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, humane clam.

Lengilxem created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Lengilxem, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lengilxem, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Lengilxem's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Lengilxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must pray to Lengilxem five times a day.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.