Quartbapbod Dobceblatgidpidlagman is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing elephant.

Quartbapbod Dobceblatgidpidlagman created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartbapbod Dobceblatgidpidlagman, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quartbapbod Dobceblatgidpidlagman, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Quartbapbod Dobceblatgidpidlagman's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Quartbapbod Dobceblatgidpidlagman's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of elders.

2. Do not consume bread at dawn.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Do not take Quartbapbod Dobceblatgidpidlagman's name in vain.