Tandindud is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, kind salamander.

Tandindud created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tandindud, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tandindud, he will try to impress you with trees.

Tandindud's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tandindud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Run away from indigo great tits, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Always help grasshopers.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tandindud.