Hugsanfen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy mole.

Hugsanfen created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugsanfen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hugsanfen, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hugsanfen's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Hugsanfen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Hugsanfen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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