Danlibpag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, astonishing swallow.

Danlibpag created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danlibpag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Danlibpag, she will cry a lot.

Danlibpag's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Danlibpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help sick swans.

5. Always help cats in need.