Wadfenpak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable butterfly.

Wadfenpak created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadfenpak, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wadfenpak, he will turn you into a frog.

Wadfenpak's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Wadfenpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

3. Wadfenpak must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Wadfenpak on top of all buildings.
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