Caddamsig Cedbepfob is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving hydra.

Caddamsig Cedbepfob created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Caddamsig Cedbepfob, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Caddamsig Cedbepfob, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Caddamsig Cedbepfob's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Caddamsig Cedbepfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. You must love Caddamsig Cedbepfob.

3. Run away if five squirrels approach from the north.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always wear yellow.