Nuttgankab Bopkondussyoktipbetnabgad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, prudent hippopotamus.

Nuttgankab Bopkondussyoktipbetnabgad created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttgankab Bopkondussyoktipbetnabgad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nuttgankab Bopkondussyoktipbetnabgad, she will turn you into a puffin.

Nuttgankab Bopkondussyoktipbetnabgad's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nuttgankab Bopkondussyoktipbetnabgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Nuttgankab Bopkondussyoktipbetnabgad in the centre of the settlement.