Yikhonflam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, passionate owl.

Yikhonflam created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikhonflam, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yikhonflam, she will not care at all.

Yikhonflam's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Yikhonflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yikhonflam's priests.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Always wear black.

5. Never wear shorts.
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