Damlopbud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional wolf.

Damlopbud created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damlopbud, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Damlopbud, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Damlopbud's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Damlopbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Damlopbud.

5. Do not keep eight dogs in a large pit.