Vogbigvog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous gerbil.

Vogbigvog created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogbigvog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vogbigvog, she will remove you from existence.

Vogbigvog's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Vogbigvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not stand on grass.