Didgeppop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying frog.

Didgeppop created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didgeppop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Didgeppop, she will turn you into a plant.

Didgeppop's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Didgeppop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing turquoise boots.

5. Do not covet oxen.