Arpvigmab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless raven.

Arpvigmab created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpvigmab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Arpvigmab, she will send you a sign.

Arpvigmab's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Arpvigmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Do not keep three porpoises in a large pit.

4. You must love Arpvigmab.

5. Never talk about gravity near frogs while wearing purple shoes.