Lipsancar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent cat.

Lipsancar created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lipsancar, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lipsancar, it will remove you from existence.

Lipsancar's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Lipsancar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

4. Never paint your face magenta.

5. Do not laugh in public.